"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
the first dad joke
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
and stroke my back
This is the way I feel… -Anson
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively